Fortunes

I remember when I was a kid, it was such a treat to go to a Chinese food restaurant. There was always so much food and we stuffed ourselves silly. And then to top if all off with a fortune cookie! I always remembered those fortunes being so mysterious.

We ordered Chinese food last week, and it was super yummy as always. My fortune, however, was sort of blah: "Your business will assume vast proportions." Hmm, not so mysterious.